The Taxis of the Rich
Although we’ve covered cars, we haven’t even brought up helicopters. Rich people use helicopters as their own cabs to transport them from their estates to the dinner table. When you could just be flown in, why would you take a train, vehicle, or boat? Who gives a hoot about carbon emissions?
Unfortunately, this youngster hasn’t used their enormous fortune to get spellcheck or a dictionary. According to this message, a helicopter is the only method to arrive at a “restarunt.”
Gucci Glasses Only Please
When you are unimaginably privileged, everything you touch has a brand on it. Rich folks probably own Chanel soap, Valentino teaspoons, and Louis Vuitton toilet paper. Why would the wealthiest among us use generic, unbranded, non-designer goods? After that, they would stop thinking highly of themselves.
This spoiled teenager went one step further by snapping their Gucci eyewear. Thank you, but this kid will only drink from Gucci. With each drink, they will be reminded of their genius.