Hilarious Witcher Memes That Would Make Anyone’s Day
The main character of The Witcher, a Netflix original series, is enormous, ferocious, and disinterested in divulging any information. Henry Cavill portrays Geralt of Rivia, a tough traveler and the title Witcher, in the fantasy television series. Geralt is a platinum blonde hunk. Even if we don’t follow the plot, most of us can get by just watching Geralt (which is complex and clever). The Witcher, in contrast to The Mandalorian, is not a straightforward quest story. Our favorite main character appears to be the center of a lot of action. Even while the show might be somewhat grim at times, not all of the viewers are as stoic as Geralt. Look at some of these Witcher memes that killed us, please. A few tiny first-season spoilers exist, although they are unimportant.
Smash Mouth Feat Jaskier
Who can forget the offensive lyrics from the smash Smash Mouth song “All-Star”? The song was already pretty well-known. However, the inclusion of it in the 2001 smash hit Shrek Dreamworks animated film helped it reach a broader audience. Jaskier begins this specific meme in a laid-back manner. Geralt is duped into believing that he would play anything with a sluggish beat by this. Oh boy, is he ever wrong! The animation does a great job of capturing Geralt’s bewildered expression as well as Jaskier’s playful expression.
Elon Musk has entered the chat
There has never been a phenomenon like The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. This action role-playing game shattered all previous benchmarks and is now ranked among the all-time most popular games. The exceptional distinction of receiving favorable reviews applies to Wild Hunt.
Elon Musk Has Entered The Chat
The gameplay, scripting, graphics, combat, and narrative all received praise for their excellence. This legendary game has been available for six years, and it is still relevant today. It makes sense that it helped create a TV show as grandiose as the game.
Happy as a sword
In the books, Geralt of Rivia wields three swords. Balmur, Gveir, and Zireael. When he is fighting human adversaries, he wields steel swords. He utilizes the silver sword to defeat otherworldly foes that he runs into while exploring the odd planet.
Happy As A Sword
There is some science behind the use of silver to ward off otherworldly beings. Compounds made of silver can eliminate bacteria. Given that vampires are thought to be dirty creatures, it makes sense that mythology claims they are unable to see their image in silver-backed mirrors.
Mr. Bean of Rivia
If you are unfamiliar with Mr. Bean, then, my friend, you have truly been missing out on something wonderful. Without saying a single word, Rowan Atkinson’s endearing goofy character Mr. Bean made us giggle.
Mr. Bean Of Rivia
The number of words he uses in his sketches can be counted on one hand. But we can’t stop laughing till our sides hurt because of his acting and facial expressions. That is what you call extraordinary talent, right? The Witcher can only be made to appear foolish by Rowan.
Groan of Rivia
Henry Cavill, a beautiful and gifted beefcake, plays Geralt of Rivia in the television series. We first met Cavill’s portrayal of Geralt as the first season swept the globe. It was precise! We are now unable to picture anyone else in the part.
Groan Of Rivia
We are being honest, of course. If you read the books, there are a few contradictions, but overall, the role was really well put together. The character’s almost hilarious grunt when he has to express any emotion is one of his most distinctive traits. Cavill got it right.
Move over Khaleesi, Geralt is here!
Yes, it is what you read. The incredibly hot Witcher from Rivia is here to hunt monsters! However, this does not imply that you should support Henry Cavill over the incredibly excellent Emilia Clarke.
Move Over Khaleesi, Geralt Is Here!
You only need one grin from Khaleesi to ignite a discussion between the two platinum-haired beauty queens. That is, on who to choose to swoon or fanboy over. But now that Game of Thrones is gone, we agree with Drake.
DJ Jaskier
Oh, there it is again: “Toss a coin to your Witcher, oh valley of riches.” We’ll continue to think about it for weeks to come. It will be there, just like the ’90s or ’00s one-hit wonder. Thank you very much.
DJ Jaskier
This song, which has been ingrained in our culture, was conceptualized by Jenny Klein. It will remain. She is a talented songwriter as well as a skilled screenwriter. We believe she should continue creating songs because she is a pro.
Geralt yelling at Jaskier
A screenshot of Taylor Armstrong and Kyle Richards from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and a picture of a cat perched at a table make up the popular meme template, “Woman Yelling at a Cat.”
Geralt Yelling At Jaskier
The template gained significant online popularity around the middle of June 2019, just in time for The Witcher’s first season to premiere. This meme, which we have all probably seen, only serves to highlight the significance of memes in modern culture.
Love Triangle
The chemistry between Geralt and Jaskier is on fire, but there is no romantic tension between them. They simply clicked like cotton to a flame. Yes, every time Jaskier says something, Geralt groans like a door with a rusted hinge, but still.
Love Triangle
There is no doubting, however, that the White Wolf does have a soft spot for the antics of Jaskier aside from the obvious attraction between Yennefer of Vengeberg and Geralt. It is apparent as the series progresses.
Somebody bring some aloe vera, please!
Wow! This really takes the cake when compared to all the clever pop culture jabs. Additionally, it has earned a spot at the top of the insult message boards. This infant has a burn level of over 9,000.
Somebody Bring Some Aloe Vera Please!
Who would relish devouring a pie devoid of filling? No one. Unless you’re famished and haven’t had anything to eat in days. Anything appetizing would then disappear. This is why this insult on the level of a deity hits so close to home, even we feel it.
Things that make you go hmm…
We understand that this is an effective attempt at humor. But Chad Witcher, with his bob-cut and sunglasses, exudes a certain jock allure that is difficult to pin down. It appears as though he is in town in that sequence for both business and pleasure.
Things That Make You Go Hmm…
We must consider the tremendous work the costume department put into dressing the handsome Cavill for the role. We’re delighted they left the bob out, even though maintaining consistency with the books and the game can’t have been easy (so far, anyway).
Perfect choice
When we say that these two brothers have good taste, we mean it. They do, in fact. It takes some imagination to picture it as a scene from The Witcher. You have to respect their commitment to the show for the painter to accept that he should have included Geralt in it.
Perfect Choice
Since so much of this kind of behavior is instinctual, it is difficult to teach. When we look at the painting, we are reminded of a spaghetti western. From a different angle, a reference to the video game Red Dead Redemption would be appropriate here.
Exactly
When Grogu, sometimes known as Baby Yoda, first appeared in the well-liked and highly regarded television series The Mandalorian, he shook the world. His sweet demeanor definitely touched our hearts, and the bond he shared with Din Djarin was really endearing.
Exactly
But Roach should receive the same level of gratitude that we do for the infant. The one person Geralt loves and trusts the most is his horse. Speaking to his horse is the most flattering and respectful thing the stoic Witcher can do, according to his knowledge.
Purists will be pure
There will always be discussions between supporters of the written word and supporters of visual media. That is the situation now and will always remain the situation. If we’re being honest, it keeps things interesting for the rest of us.
Purists Will Be Pure
The books and the game are on a higher level than the TV show, which is in a class of its own. I’m done now. You can fight us all you want, but it is what it is. We shall perish on this hill because we are defending our position.
That’s one way of doing it
In a recent post, we talked about how both characters have eerie golden blond hair. It almost seems as though they are playing actual individuals because it fits them both so well. Then, when we see the actors in a video interview or somewhere else, we are astonished.
That’s One Way Of Doing It
But I have to give this guy credit for being such a good liar. It requires a certain amount of imagination to come up with it immediately and to persist with it. We ponder the girlfriend’s lack of use of our trusted friend Google.
Earworm Ultra Pro Max
We would have this song playing in our heads for months just by hearing the word “toss.” When we are old and the show is ended, it will still be there. We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Jenny Klein is brilliant.
Earworm Ultra Pro Max
We are one of the few people who still enjoy this music, making it one of our favorite meme templates. Maybe we won’t ever. The future? Our only wish is that the television show has as many seasons as there are novels and short tales.
All hail King Cavill
It’s impossible to dislike the man. He is well-liked by his peers, has a stunningly attractive appearance, and acts with class both on and off-screen. He hasn’t really been involved in any scandals or controversies up until those pictures of him intoxicated.
All Hail King Cavill
He is also well-liked in the gaming industry due to his love of video games. While it comes to choosing his hobbies, the guy is a real OG and never holds back when promoting them. King, go and grasp the moment!
The hoarse whisperer
Get it? The husky whisperer because Geralt in the TV series often grunts and groans? That makes up around half of his speech. Now get going! It is an intelligent pun. Because, well, you know what? Horse and hoarse. Disregard it.
The Hoarse Whisperer
But if you do talk to your pet, that’s a good thing. Roach is much more to Geralt than merely a horse. In a way, he serves as his dependable buddy and confidant. Jaskier is there, but he will never be able to match Geralt’s admiration for Roach.
Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to
The connection between the potato and the potahto is actually much more serious. Chestnut and red are totally distinct colors. When you take into account the way the hair is lit, they can appear to be identical. However, they are not the same overall. especially to fussy supporters.
Po Tay To, Po Tah To
Thus, the dispute between readers and gamers has existed for a very long time. We can see that this is not just a group of TV show fanatics. They have nothing to be angry about because they haven’t read the books or played the games.
Good old Henry
The uncrowned ruler of nerds, geeks, and everyone who adores pop culture is Henry Cavill. He is the perfect candidate since he is so modest, grounded, and passionate about what he believes in.
Good Old Henry
Geek, nerd, and all those who adore pop culture collectively refer to Henry Cavill as the uncrowned king of them. Because he is so modest, grounded, and passionate about what he believes in, he is the perfect candidate.
Captain Obvious
Witcher Abilities, a playable feature added to The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, let Geralt focus his superhuman senses to pick up hints and trails that no other average person could. Interactive items are shown in red on Witcher Senses, whereas previously examined items are shown in yellow.
Captain Obvious
Thus, we have the application of the Buzz Lightyear meme in which he draws an “obvious conclusion”—based on the information at hand, that is. What irritates us the most is just how obvious everything is. With laughter rather than rage! The competition is a riot.
Chad Cavill is swole
Henry Cavill is very committed to maintaining his physical fitness for his roles. You can tell he means business by his shift from The Tudors through the Greek mythology epic The Immortals to his extreme bulking up in Man of Steel.
Chad Cavill Is Swole
Building your body to the level a movie director demands is not a simple undertaking. But doesn’t the fact that even leather couldn’t contain Cavill’s suit perfectly with his persona? Are there so many moments without shirts because of a costume problem? Most likely not.
Amen to that
With this assertion, Torque the Sylvan was dead on. Yes, we are aware that he did not actually say this in the television series. But because this is how memes are created, let’s be honest: every meme that follows this model is a total blazer.
Amen To That
A game doesn’t win several awards and become the “game of the year” without merit. They receive praise as a result of the creative team’s efforts to provide quality material. And everyone enjoys open-world role-playing games, particularly when they are well-made.
Sounds like a good idea
But what exactly is the Law of Surprise? It’s an ancient idea in the world of The Witcher, partly derived from actual Slavic and Polish folklore, two traditional histories that Andrzej Sapkowski frequently alludes to in his books and the series. The law is uncomplicated.
Sounds Like A Good Idea
As payment, let’s say for saving a life, the rescuer may expect something that the victim does not already own (think of Rumplesliskin here). The provider doesn’t actually know what he pledged to offer to his rescuer, so it does come as a surprise.
Quite plausible
This is something we can envision occurring, but certain prerequisites must be met. Like a hot summer day ought not to be here. Wearing full leather gear would be quite uncomfortable if it were very warm outside. We salute his commitment, yet the very thought of it makes us itch.
Quite Plausible
Recall Ross Geller’s ordeal from Friends? He decided to dress pretty stylishly and wore complete leather pants, which he was unable to remove. We agree with Marky mark’s assertion that Cavill was lounging at home while dressing up and playing that amazing game.
The sword does have a point
The standard that The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt set was so high that we almost lost hope for the rest of the series. We were unsure if a TV program could live up to the enormous hype created by the excellent books and the exceptionally well-made game.
The Sword Does Have A Point
However, the TV show did succeed in not disappointing all book and game enthusiasts. Though there is undoubtedly space for development, it is nonetheless entertaining to watch. We had hoped for the connection between Geralt and Yennefer, and Henry Cavill and Anya Chalotra to deliver.
Yeah, you got that right!
Ed Sheeran needs to make a solid cameo where he doesn’t wind up becoming a joke, so please do it. Red Notice came first, then Game of Thrones. Sure, the man has a magnificent voice that sounds like an angelic chorus, but really?
Yeah, You Got That Right!
Then Joey Batey appears and suddenly levels the playing field. Joey may not be as well-known as Ed Sheeran, but he still delivered a standout song. Yes, toss a coin to the Witcher.
The reality of our times
You cannot accuse somebody of doing this by pointing a finger at them. You are such a narcissist. Almost all of us who have social media accounts have already done this. Who would upload a selfie that was unattractive? Our filters are fantastic.
Reality Of Our Times
Particularly on websites like Instagram, where vanity reigns supreme! Some people really put up a good show for their social media followers to see how much fun they are having. That explains why this meme has such a strong impact. But Yennefer, you know we love you!
What happened in Blaviken, didn’t stay in Blaviken
Right before the town’s biggest fair of the year, which was successful in drawing people from all over the world to trade goods, The Witcher Geralt just so happened to be passing through Blaviken. Who could forget Renfri? She was already in the area with her crew.
What Happened In Blaviken, Didn’t Stay In Blaviken
Geralt got involved because the exiled king had a score to settle with Stregobor, the local magician (where he went by the name Irion), and you all know how skilled a Witcher is with a sword. It came to a bloody conclusion. So, the name “The Butcher of Blaviken” was born.
The Last Wish
It is so renowned that calling it a memorable quote doesn’t do it credit. Finding a suitable word to represent this situation might require us to search through the dictionary. It reflects a Witcher’s fervor and commitment to his mission.
The Last Wish
“Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all.†What a great statement this is right here. Man! Now that’s discipline.
Ouch!
There are, however, telltale indicators that a female is interested in you. One thing is the little inclination in her pitch that indicates how eager she is to see you. Although it might not be the most trustworthy metric, it is still quite trustworthy.
Ouch!
On the other hand, if the woman in question groans and speaks sternly as our Geralt here, she probably won’t be interested. We are well aware that boys also get squeaky when they are agitated.
Tumblr being Tumblr
They do, in fact, have a point there. It can take some time to reach over your head and pull out a sword with a 3-foot blade. Perhaps this explains why Geralt’s sword sheathes in the video games are at an angle so he can rapidly draw them out.
Tumblr Being Tumblr
The best thing to do is strap one to your hip. The sword is always fastened to the side of the waist, even when wearing ceremonial attire. However, it is true regardless of how Geralt wears it, even if it means he might unintentionally cut off his lovely hair. Okay?!
This post is approved by Din Djarin
Do you recall the incident where all the Mandalorians aid Din and Grogu escape a precarious situation? When we learned The Witcher was coming out, we started gazing at our pals in the hopes that they would give us their Netflix login information.
This Post Is Approved By Din Djarin
But since all of our friends are excellent people, they persuaded us to get our own subscription. We are incredibly appreciative. This used to be us, but now we can watch each new season of The Witcher immediately after it is released.
Vince McMahon knows what’s up
Most of you who read this essay is likely to have seen WWE. From little beginnings to the vast entertainment empire you see in front of you today, Vince McMahon truly took it. Even though his strategies for success may have been dubious, we are still here.
Vince McMahon Knows What’s Up
We are aware that it is appropriate to use the Vince emotional spectrum for this joke. It’s a traditional format, and it perfectly captures how devoted Witcher fans feel. And given that Henrey Cavill is a gamer, this is most likely fairly true.
And what a treat it would be
Fans have a natural curiosity about the personalities and motivations of their favorite actors and TV personalities. They are just like us: normal (usually). But it’s difficult for us to remember that because of the pedestal we have given them.
And What A Treat It Would Be
Because of this, whenever they divulge something intimate about their lives, it gets a lot of attention and views. Additionally, the internet will crash if infamous gamer Henry Cavill decides to stream The Witcher 3 live. Period. We’ve had our say.
As one rightly should
Interesting three-dimensional figures are present. Some truly incredible world-building. Additionally, Henry Cavill gives this series his all. And this would only be a small portion of the factors that have contributed to The Witcher’s well-deserved popularity.
As One Rightly Should
If the service has been up to par, most of us are hardwired to give positive reviews or ratings. Our hopes for The Witcher were surpassed. Only anime series have previously demonstrated the level of fan service provided by the show.
Does somebody have some aloe vera with them?
Back then, you had to be an expert in your field to be a bard. The majority of them performed ballads and songs that had been passed down to them over many years. However, to conjure one up on the spot, took a great genius.
Somebody Has Some Aloe Vera With Them
This explains why Jaskier’s burn is so powerful. He responded with this right away. The kind of feelings Geralt and Yennefer have for one another and what he does for a living fit together perfectly.
There’s an Office meme for everything
To be fair, the tale had a lot of ground to cover. The time shift from one scene to the next, however, is explained very well in some great pictures and essays. Simply finish the series and look them up afterward. You will find.
There’s An Office Meme For Everything
However, these awkward time leaps have made way for some fantastic meme fodder. There is no funnier way to mock it than by using Michael Scott. There is an Office meme to parody anything you can think of.
Get your priorities straight
In this instance, however, there’s a chance that this guy lost an opportunity to Netflix and Chill. It’s essential to watch The Witcher uninterrupted if you want to enjoy the plot. We are on his side since we also find it annoying when people talk during our shows.
Get Your Priorities Straight
After binge-watching the entire season, we are eager to leave the house and spend some time with friends and possibly family. After all, we need to fill the time before the release of the upcoming season.
Geralt you’re holding up the traffic
It frequently appears because Geralt’s ability to meditate is one of his key traits in The Witcher 3. Many times during his travels, Geralt can be observed meditating in an effort to find happiness. He might just be passing the time or reviving his power and vitality.
Geralt You’re Holding Up The Traffic
We have to provide a little background information about what meditation actually is in order to explain why this meme is so funny. Now that we’ve established that, we can understand this. And if we recall correctly, this scenario came from SpongeBob’s mile-long spanking queue. Strange episode.
Kuiil has the last word
With an 8.8/10 rating, Stranger Things held the top spot on IMDb for such a long time. Nearly 40 million users watched the first four days of the current season of the show. When The Witcher debuted on the platform, Stranger Things bid the top place dieu.
Kuiil Has The Last Word
Henry Cavill’s portrayal of Geralt earned the program an 8.9/10 on IMDb, mostly because of his performance. With a 92 percent user rating on Rotten Tomatoes, the first season also outperformed Stranger Things. Although it’s only somewhat higher, we enjoy watching our fandoms grow in popularity.
The truth is out there
It is the truth, after all. Because we are all in the same boat, none of the Star Wars fans would be upset by this. We had to cope with two subpar movies after the tease that was The Force Awakens. The Witcher, though? Ah, excellence.
The Truth Is Out There
Geralt from the video game is correct. If we were artistic, we’d be creating our own fanfiction or painting and drawing scenes from The Witcher. For the time being, we will just continue to be repeat viewers who appreciate the show.
Essential reading
In conclusion, witchers are hated because they are dangerous freaks who cause more trouble than they are worth. No one who flips a coin for them ever knows if they will ever solve the issue or kill everyone they know.
Essential Reading
There is also some social commentary in this. People naturally dread unfamiliar things. You might refer to it as an evolutionary attribute. This is what generally sparked the populace to riot against the Witchers. Stupid meme, man.
Dang, it!
Again, here we go! Because of these memes, we have that music stuck in our minds for the nth time. We appreciate how talented Joey Batey and Jenny Klein are in this song. At least it’s a jam if we’re going to have it playing in our thoughts the whole time: “Will we perish?”
Dang, It!
This is who we are. We were forced to do it! And could you? Regardless of whether this actually occurred, certainly (we would hopefully all do something smart and not cliche horror movie victim stunts). But this is incredibly relatable in the context of humor and memes.
Skyrim/Witcher
The copypasta luring meme Toddroll, also known as “You’re Finally Awake,” is similar to Everybody Walk the Dinosaur in that the commenter relates the story before passing out. They are in Skyrim when they finally awaken. Yes, this is very much influenced by online and game culture.
SkyrimWitcher
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’s opening cinematic takes place inside this wagon and is frequently accompanied by the phrase, “Hey, you’ve finally woken up. You said you were trying to cross the border. “Gamers, put your hands up if you immediately understood that one!